You might live in Washington if. . .

These were sent to me by a co-worker this morning, courtesy of Jeff Foxworthy. I don't think that all of them are true, but I chose some of the best. If you live in WA you know that at least these ones true.

1. If you know more people who own boats than air conditioners, you live in Washington.

2. If you can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Dutch Bros, you live in Washington.

3. If you consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, it is not a real mountain, you live in Washington .

4. If you know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Abiqua, Issaquah, Oregon, Umpqua, Yakima and Willamette, you live in Washington.

5. If you think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists, you live in Washington.

6. If you buy new sunglasses every year, because you can't find the old ones after such a long time, you live in Washington.

7. If you know more than 10 ways to order coffee, you live in Washington.

8. If you feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash, you live in Washington.

9. If you've worn shorts, sandals and a parka at the same time, you live in Washington.

10. If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Washington.

Right now we are in the almost winter season. Welcome to autumn, my fellow Washingtonians.