Joes best one liners

Joe Biden (VP candidate for the Dems) has some really great one liners. In Presidential race that's been this tense it's nice to have some comic relief. Below is a youtube clip that is just a compilation of some of his best one liners. Maybe after the race he can go back to 1st grade and learn how to count. What's even scarier than his counting abilities is the fact that his audience doesn't catch it. They just clap for his comment like a bunch of monkeys, and these people are voters?!